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I'm an angel Honest The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight
Some guys say, "Suck on
it" but I say, "Sorry, I choke on small objects"
If you've been naughty go to your room... If you want to be naughty
come to mine
CAUTION: I'm having a blonde moment. Please speak slowly and use small words
MENtal anxiety, MENtal
breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN?
You thought
you broke my heart, you thought you made me cry, if you haven't figured out yet.... not every player is a guy!
One
day your prince will come... mine just got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions!
No boy is worth your tears
and the one who is, wont make you cry!
Guys are like mascara... they run through every emotion!
Don't hate me
cause im beautiful...hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am!
If he dies, I wont cry, I'll just mary another guy!
I
don't worry, I don't care, I'm gonna marry a millionaire!
I'm loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet, Wanted
by plenty!
A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it broken...just give it to a boy!
If
Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
Every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie!
There
are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance!
I have a black belt in shopping!
I'm
Blonde...what's your excuse?
I'm an angel Honest The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight
I'm a
bitch and I got class. Mess with me and I'll kick your ass. So for all you hoes that think you're cool, just remember bitches
rule
Maybe I really loved you, ha ha aren't I cute when I lie?
You think your cute, you think your hot, you
think you can get my man, I think not!
If you love me like you told me, Please be careful with my heart!
You
can take it, just don't break it, or my world will fall apart.
I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee, Your hands
can't touch what they can't see!
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, cause I might do something crazy
like believe it!
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you
Last night I hugged my pillow
and dreamed of you...I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you!
Anyone can catch your eye
but it takes someone special to catch your heart!
One person owns the key to my heart...too bad he won't unlock it!
If
you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is
to!
Sometimes I dream of being taking off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?
Always be yourself and
say what you feel, cause those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind!
Why do you park in a driveway,
and drive on a parkway?
Never spit in a fan, it'll come back at you!
What happens if u get scared half to death
twice?
Why grow the grass when soon enough you will mow the grass?
Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked
at!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by you again?
Don't flatter yourself...I was looking
at your friend!
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world!
You were so cute
when you were a baby...What happen?
In reality...the player isn't actually playing the other person...he's playing
himself...
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
I ran up the door, closed the
stairs, said my pj's, and put on my prayers, turned off my bed, jumped into the lite, all because u kissed me goodnight
As
I said before.....I never repeat myself!
Im not opionated...Im just always right!
Im not stupid...I just aint
that bright!
If Noah really was wise he would have swatted those two flies!
Your village just called... they
want their idiot back!
It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen!
Mystify people with your intelligence,
and if you cant do that, mystify them with your Bull shit!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a
gift, that's why we call it the present!
Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
I could die at any minute, the
tragedy, is that I don’t!
There's more to living than only surviving, maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying!
God
made elks, god made deer’s, god made NSYNC a bunch of queers!
I could die at any minute, the tragedy, is that
I don’t!
There's more to living than only surviving, maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying!
God
made elks, god made deer’s, god made NSYNC a bunch of queers!
I never meant to hurt you, But your so cute when
you cry!
If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence you tried!
If you're going my way, I'll walk with
you!
Should I smile, Cause your my friend, or cry...Cause that's all we'll ever be?
Sometimes, I wish I was
a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but
that's not true, every time I hear your voice, I fall in love all over again!
If you love someone put their name in
a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever!
You laugh because im different I laugh because
you're all the same!
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world!
Girls are
like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Friendship
is just a word but my girl gives it a meaning
I don't worship the devil... the devil worships me!
Why go 2 high
school when you can go 2 school high!
I am multi-talented I can talk and piss you off at the same time!
Don't
play stupid with me... I'm better at it
I said no to drugs.....but they just wouldn't listen!
Don't cry because
its over...smile because it happened!
Who ever said everything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door!
I
know kung fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words!
Dont upset me Im running out of places 2 hide The bodies!
Im
actually quite pleasant... till I wake up!
The way I see it...the more people hate me...the less I have to please!
Smile...it
confuses people!
Nobody is perfect...I must be nobody then!
I smile because I dont know whats going on!
Can
I get directions to you heart, I'm kinda lost in your eyes!
If you want me to fall for you, you got to be worth tripping
over!
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Last night I looked up at the
stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars!
A peach is
a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue!
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you
drink?
Loving *You* is like breathing...how can I stop
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes,
a person who doesn't is a fool forever...
If you really love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if
it doesn't it was never meant to be!
A million words would not bring you back, I know because I've tries! Neither would
a million tears! I know, because I've cried!
A memory lasts forever never does it die true friends stay together and
never say goodbye!
A couple of watts short of a light bulb now aren't we?
Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore
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